(A special report for Caroline & Denis in New Caledonia…)

The morning’s catch of ten keepers by Lalloue Yvonnick was disappointing when he discovered the limit was 12 (douze) for him & partner.  Where?  I hear you ask.  Tongariro River was as close as we could get.  Fly?  Olive woolly bugger with a red flash.  When interrogated for more details on which pool, he could not remember any English.