After the recent accidental loss of my cell phone I have been subject to management abuse. Previous losses were accepted when they were drowned in the Tongariro RIver, but this recent loss was inexcusable. As such, to avoid future stress, TRM have reviewed our entire communication system.

This has been overdue as it is also necessary out of concern for the Manager’s health and well-being. TRM have installed in the reception office a more traditional phone in the hope of overcoming the problems She experienced with Her mobile phone. Losing my phone has made me plan more effectively as the new phone cannot get lost or drowned.

TRM laundry staff have been concerned that Her increased use has led to screen addiction, which has increased the risk of obesity, diabetes, poor posture, and the dreaded text neck. Additional worries were the increased risk of radiation emitted, also referred to as radio frequency (RF) energy, as stated by the National Cancer institute.

Her recent addiction from excessive use could have negatively impacted mental health causing anxiety stress and depression. These issues are also increased by connectivity issues. Fortunately the new phone system seems to overcome all these faults and is foolproof.

Another important modern feature “ap” installed is the complete immunity from hacking. That may be because we have not been able to connect TRM’s system to the rest of NZ’s original Post & Telegraph network. This was partly due to cost savings by the removal of the old batteries to avoid any battery drain in the future. As illustrated, SWMBO is unaware of that but still enjoys endless hours of mindless chatter. It is a win-win for everyone.