Tongariro River Motel

At the moment it is difficult to find fishy stories as there are so few anglers around… I was almost going to report something really stunning, like we have no news today.  But as that might affect TRM’s occupancy rates while the real Manager is away, I had better make something up…

Weather Report:  [...]

Fishing Report:

When I took Boof walkies today, I easily counted over 30 trout below and over 30 trout above the Tongariro road bridge.  But I could not see a single angler, not a soul, anywhere!  Then I returned to TRM to water the pot plants and sulked.  We should all be out [...]